{"id":8477,"date":"2017-05-01T20:00:24","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T20:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meeseeks:5080\/blog\/?p=8477"},"modified":"2018-08-02T08:13:56","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T08:13:56","slug":"piping-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/piping-101\/","title":{"rendered":"Piping 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Leslie Claret (Kurtwood Smith) in <em>Patriot\u00a0<\/em>(S1, Ep2, min 17):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sell them on the structure. You can talk about it with confidence. Keep it simple. A little something like this, John.<\/p>\n<p>Hey. Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps, and splay-flexed brace columns, vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one half meter from the damper crown to the spur of\u00a0plinth. How? Well, we bolster twelve husked nuts to each girdle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically-composited patch-hamplers. Then, pinflam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.<\/p>\n<p>A little something like that, Lakeman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Praise to the writers of this series! The sounds here reminded me of the second stanza of Browning&#8217;s The Pied Piper of Hamelin:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hamelin Town&#8217;s in Brunswick,<br \/>\nBy famous Hanover city;<br \/>\nThe river Weser, deep and wide,<br \/>\nWashes its wall on the southern side;<br \/>\nA pleasanter spot you never spied;<br \/>\nBut, when begins my ditty,<br \/>\nAlmost five hundred years ago,<br \/>\nTo see the townsfolk suffer so<br \/>\nFrom vermin, was a pity.<\/p>\n<p>Rats!<br \/>\nThey fought the dogs and killed the cats,<br \/>\nAnd bit the babies in the cradles,<br \/>\nAnd ate the cheeses out of the vats,<br \/>\nAnd licked the soup from the cooks&#8217; own ladles,<br \/>\nSplit open the kegs of salted sprats,<br \/>\nMade nests inside men&#8217;s Sunday hats,<br \/>\nAnd even spoiled the women&#8217;s chats,<br \/>\nBy drowning their speaking<br \/>\nWith shrieking and squeaking<br \/>\nIn fifty different sharps and flats.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Leslie Claret (Kurtwood Smith) in Patriot\u00a0(S1, Ep2, min 17): Sell them on the structure. You can talk about it with confidence. Keep it simple. A little something like this, John. Hey. Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats, and brass-fitted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,59,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-oratory","category-poetry","p1","y2017","m05","d01","h20"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8477"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9486,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8477\/revisions\/9486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}