Yo, mofos and ototos!<\/p>\n
Oi, oi! This is just too-too for Hulu! If you’re chatting with a go-go dancer playing with a yoyo solo in Kokomo, or wearing a kimono in Beaudo visiting with ScoMo (who’s no bozo) and Joe Rokocoko about CoCo bonds or lobo loans pro bono from MoFo or the crisis with NoKo, here’s the low-do to write a promo in bopomofo quomodocumque (to publish in HoPoS):<\/p>\n
Saw FloJo and schlomo toe-beau toy-boy BoJo, fresh from Xoyo, at a HoJo in SoHo go bomo poco a poco with Coco and majordomo Tojo (ignoring kodo-ha) – listening to Moloko, Kokoroko and El Topo play joropo on the koto and the shoko, singing in SeSotho about the dodo, with kokoro. Have robophoto, but it’s no podo. Their ro-ro pogo is to eat faux pho, fro-yo, choko gateaux and an iced vo-vo at a toro table while drinking toso at smoko with the Poqo povo at Xoxo listening to Radio Station Kozo, and later watching a slo-mo doco about Hagoromo in mono with Koko, Komo, Mo-Do, a hobo and okomo Perry Como in the so-so rococo Po-Mo rojo bobo boho lodo BoCo CoCo gogo dojo, “Spodo Komodo<\/em>“. Bolo.<\/p>\n Fogo? No no, fomo! Whaumau! Indeed, fomo con moto! With added mojo! paMoto! Yolo! Makorokoto! OTOH, they’re loco about their okoto. So, nodo, RoPo popo, no no. Loto.<\/p>\n Domo arigato. XOXO.<\/p>\n KEY:<\/strong> Yo, mofos and ototos! Oi, oi! This is just too-too for Hulu! If you’re chatting with a go-go dancer playing with a yoyo solo in Kokomo, or wearing a kimono in Beaudo visiting with ScoMo (who’s no bozo) and Joe Rokocoko about CoCo bonds or lobo loans pro bono from MoFo or the crisis with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-language","p1","y2017","m04","d01","h06"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8266"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9816,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8266\/revisions\/9816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYo – Hey (salutation)
\nmofos – mother f***ers
\nototos – younger brothers
\nOi, oi – Hey (salutation, ancient Greek)
\ntoo-too – overly
\nHulu – American video-on-demand service
\ngo-go dancer – nightclub danced employed to entertain patrons
\nyoyo – child\u2019s toy
\nsolo – alone
\nKokomo – a city in Indiana
\nkimono – Japanese garment
\nBeaudo – Beaudesert, Queensland
\nScoMo – Scott Morrison, Australian politician, now Prime Minister
\nbozo – idiot
\nJoe Rokocoko – New Zealand rugby union player
\nCoCo bonds – Contingent Convertible bonds
\nlobo loans – lender option, borrower option loans
\npro bono – for the good of the public (Latin)
\nMoFo – US law firm Morrison and Foerster
\nNoKo – North Korea
\nlow-do – low down
\npromo – promotion
\nbopomofo – a transliteration system for Chinese
\nquomodocumque – in whatever fashion (Latin)
\nHoPoS – Journal of the History and Philosophy of Science
\nFloJo – Florence Griffith-Joyner, American athlete
\nschlomo – lazy person
\ntoe-beau – foot-fetishing lover
\ntoy-boy – younger male lover
\nBoJo – Boris Johnson, British politician
\nXoyo – a nightclub in London, England
\nHoJo – Howard Johnson (hotel chain)
\nSoHo – South of Houston street, area of Manhatten
\nbomo – black out make out (kissing or petting while intoxicated)
\npoco a poco – little by little (Italian)
\nCoco – character in 2017 Pixar\/Disney animated movie
\nmajordomo Tojo – Hideki Tojo, Japanese military leader and Prime Minister
\nkodo-ha – imperial doctrine (Japanese)
\nMoloko – English pop duo
\nKokoroko – London, UK, Afrobeat group
\nEl Topo – Puerto Rican musician, Antonio Cab\u00e1n Vale
\njoropo – creole musical style from Venezuala and Columbia
\nkoto – Japanese stringed instrument
\nshoko – Japanese gong
\nSeSotho – the language of Lesotho
\ndodo – flightless bird
\nkokoro – emotions, feelings (Japanese)
\nrobophoto – automated photo
\npodo – pants down
\nro-ro – stupid person or behaviour
\npogo – making fun of someone behind their back
\nfaux – false (French)
\npho – a type of Vietnamese soup
\nfro-yo – frozen yogurt
\nchoko – a type of vegetable, common in Australia
\ngateaux – a cake
\niced vo-vo – a type of biscuit in Australia
\ntoro – a tree from New Zealand
\ntoso – spiced sake (Japan)
\nsmoko – smoking break (Australian)
\nPoqo – the armed wing of the Pan-African Congress of South Africa
\npovo – the people (Zimbabwe, from the Portuguese)
\nXoxo – an arts festival in Portland, Oregon
\nRadio Station Kozo – radio station in Branson, Missouri
\nslo-mo – slow motion
\ndoco – documentary
\nHagoromo – a Japanese Noh play
\nmono – a single audio stream
\nKoko – a gorilla who knew sign language (died 2018)
\nKomo – Nigerian-British rap artist
\nMo-Do – Maureen Dowd, American journalist
\nhobo – homeless person
\nokomo – a very fine person
\nPerry Como – American singer
\nso-so – mediocre
\nrococo – excessive late Baroque style
\nPo-Mo – Post Modern
\nrojo – vulgar fashion
\nbobo – bourgeois bohemian
\nboho – bohemian
\nlodo – Lower Downtown, precinct of Denver, Colorado
\nBoCo – Boulder, Colorado
\nCoCo – Co-creative co-working space
\ngogo – energetic, upbeat (a style of music with non-stop drum beats across multiple songs)
\ndojo – martial arts studio
\n\u201dSpodo Komodo<\/em>\u201c – <\/em>a priest mentioned by Mrs Doyle in the Christmas Special of Channel 4 TV series Father Ted<\/em>
\nBolo – Be on the look out
\nfogo – fear of going out
\nfomo – fear of missing out
\nwhaumau – fomo (Maori)
\ncon moto – with motion (Italian)
\nmojo – personal power, force
\npaMoto – on fire (chiShona)
\nYolo – you only live once
\nMakorokoto – Congratulations (chiShona)
\nOTOH – on the other hand
\nloco – mad
\nokoto – achieving one\u2019s life\u2019s passion
\nnodo – nothing doing
\nRoPo – Rohnert Park, California
\npopo – the police
\nLoto – Lock out, tag out
\nDomo arigato – Thankyou (Japanese)
\nXOXO – Love and Kisses<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"