{"id":30,"date":"2008-05-03T13:48:57","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T13:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meeseeks:5080\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2008-05-03T13:48:57","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T13:48:57","slug":"a-cosmopolite-in-a-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/a-cosmopolite-in-a-cafe\/","title":{"rendered":"A cosmopolite in a cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of O. Henry&#8217;s short stories has a character who refuses to say where he is from:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been around the world twelve times,&#8221; said he. &#8220;I know an Esquimau in Upernavik who sends to Cincinatti for his neckties, and I saw a goat-herder in Uruguay who won a prize in a Battle Creek breakfast food puzzle competition.\u00a0 I pay rent on a room in Cairo, Egypt, and another in Yokohoma all the year round.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got slippers waiting for me in a tea-house in Shanghai, and I don&#8217;t have to tell &#8217;em how to cook my eggs in Rio Janeiro [sic] or Seattle.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a mighty little old world.\u00a0 What&#8217;s the use of bragging about being from the North, or the South, or the old manor house in the dale, or Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, or Pike&#8217;s Peak, or Fairfax County, Va., or Hooligan&#8217;s Flats or anyplace?\u00a0 It&#8217;ll be a better world when we quit being fools about some mildewed town or ten acres of swampland just because we happened to be born there.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, this being an O. Henry story, the guy later gets into a fight because someone criticizes Mattawamkeag, Maine, the dorp where the guy is actually from!<br \/>\nO. Henry: &#8220;A cosmopolite in a cafe&#8221;, pp. 11-15, <em>The Four Million. The Complete Works of O. Henry, Volume 1.<\/em> (Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1953.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of O. Henry&#8217;s short stories has a character who refuses to say where he is from: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been around the world twelve times,&#8221; said he. &#8220;I know an Esquimau in Upernavik who sends to Cincinatti for his neckties, and I saw a goat-herder in Uruguay who won a prize in a Battle Creek breakfast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-globalization","category-post-industrial-nomads","p1","y2008","m05","d03","h13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vukutu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}